iPhoneless


when a douche bag loses your iphone due to an innate ability to hold any responsibility for anything but oneself.
when a goofnut chases after a celebrity and ones iphone bounces out of their bag or pocket resulting in the lose of ones iphone, makes one iphoneless.

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