IPMS
ipms is a keyboard shorthand-acrynm for “i p-ssed myself.” it is used instead of or with relation to terms like “lol, lmao, and rofl”
usually used in response to something funny.
person 1: ….so the proctologist says ‘r-ct-m (wreacked him) d-mn near killed him!
person 2: ipms
abriviation for imaginary pms
“dude she is being a b-tch today, is she raggin”
“no she’s got ipms”
stands for information processing and management. if you can survive the deadly cold temperature, then ipm is the most wonderful school subject in the world. in this subject you can play computer games, browse internet, even send viruses to your buddy’s directory. as long as the teacher doesn’t notice of course.
we got ipm next? h-ll yeah, free time!
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