iPod Blush
an ipod blush is an event when you are embarr-ssed by the songs, movies (pr0n), or images located in your ipod. this situation usually arises due to a need to switch from one song to another without realizing that the ipod has a bright up screen which any one around you in a 10 mile radius can see.
(internal thoughts) “dam i hate this song, sh-t i dont even know why i put it in the first place” “im going to next this b-tch like an out of pocket pimp”
(michael looking over over your shoulders) “dam man you listening to that milkshake song again!!?”
f-ck man you making me ipod blush!!
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