iPod esp


when your ipod has a way of knowing various aspects of your environment and plays songs accordingly while on random.
while driving in the rain, i heard gary allen’s ‘songs about rain,’ madonna’s ‘rain,’ and ‘the rain (supa dupa fly)’ by missy elliot. it was like it knows… ipod esp creeps me out sometimes.

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