iPod Human

a person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the t-tle and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the alb-m, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-ipods that can’t seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. often the d.j. or mc of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.
-rolling stones’ paint it black is playing in a hotel room during a school washington, d.c. trip-

jeremy (singing along): “i see a rainbow and i want to paint it black..”

luke (ipod human): “ah f-ck, lil’ kid, can’t you hear?!”

jeremy: “yeah.. i’m pretty sure its ‘i see a rainbow,’ what else would it be?”

luke: “try ‘i see a red door,’ lil’ idiot. don’t argue with me about the stones, or anybody. this song specifically is from their aftermath alb-m”

jeremy: “that doesn’t sound right. you don’t even know what you’re talking about.”

luke: “wanna bet, b-tch?!”

-quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers-

luke: “yeap, it’s ‘red door’ not ‘rainbow’ you little rainbow lovin’ h-m-. i told you so.”

jeremy: “you darned ipod humans! where can i get one of you?!”