ipod knot
a knot that forms by itself in your ipod earphones when you leave your ipod in your pocket. it doesn’t occur often that an ipod comes out of a pocket without a knot. can result in discovery of new knots.
“aah! why am i always getting these ipod knots in my earphones?”
“i know dude i hate those!”
“well they’re not all bad, think of all the new knots we’ve discovered because of them.”
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