iPod touch Numbness
the feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin ipod touch.
guy 1: “dude my slvris so f-cking thin”
guy 2: “yeah, so is my ipod touch.”
guy 1: “well let me see! yeah it is.”
guy 2: “told you!”
guy 1: “hold on, i got a call, h-llo? wtf is this my phone or a f-cking brick?!?!?!?!?!!!”
guy 2: “yeah, that’s the ipod touch numbness”
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