ipoly
a sh-t hole, full of children forced to suffer for a teachers perversions, where filthy heteros roam the halls.where we aren’t told anything is happening until the literal last minute. where the school was actually better when everyone was in a parking lot.where we have two forms of a’s, but you can only get b’s, which are highly frowned upon. ipoly, where the compet-tion slowly forces everyone to hate everyone else in their grade by senior year. where kids throw oranges at teachers and are surprised at being suspended over it.
person 1: how’s your life going?
person 2: its a real ipoly right now.
person 1: oh sh-t i’m sorry, let’s go pray for the future.
person 2: i don’t have a future, i go to ipoly, remember?
persons 1 and 2 slip into alcoholism, depression, and morbid obesity.
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