iProphet
the all-seeing, all-knowing, bottomlessly deep facebook friend. the iprophet is rarely speaking in plain english, and every word is said to provide insight, enlightenment, and is a catalyst for deep thought. is aged anywhere between 15 and 23, trying to lecture grown, middle aged adults, on life from his mothers computer.
facebook_user: “yo what up bro?”
iprophet: “life is as hard as a diamond. but you always find its worth in the rough.”
facebook_user: “riiight. you should’ve hit the bar last night! there was a buy one, get one free special on domestics.”
iprophet: “nothing in this world is free, not even you and i.”
facebook_user: “okay man well uh thanks for the advice…”
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