iPruning
the act of compulsively sorting through the seamy underbelly of your itunes library during moments of otherwise idleness; such as waiting for a long compile, on a long train commute to the city, or when you’re supposed to be meeting a deadline.
darla: what were you doing during the lecture?
john: “ipruning all the frankie goes to hollywood out of my library”
“dude, i have 500 songs named track 1 in my library, i better do some ipruning.”
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