Ipswag
ipswag: the swagger found in ipswich
ipswich is the county town of suffolk. it is an isolated one trick town located 70 miles ne of london. note that there is no motorway p-ssing through suffolk (there must be a reason for this).
at the weekends the bored population like to hang round at certain establishments located on the waterfront area rocking their new threads and getting wasted while looking round giving others the evils because they all think they’re ballin’. ipswag is the att-tude that they display thinking that they are bad-ss and street.
“omg did you see those boys over there? they think they’re ballin’
like they’re drake or kobe or something”
“yeah this town is full of att-tude, i guess it’s ipswag”
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