iranian fleshlight


the act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.
wife: husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall i prepare another.

machmud: yes wife, i will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

machmud: h-llo my little iranian fleshlight…

-unh unh unh-

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