Iraqi Sandbomb
while having s-x with a girl on the beach, the man pulls his p-n-s out of the orifice and -j-c-l-t-s on her face. then he picks up a handful of sand and hurls it on her face so it sticks. if possible, the man runs away howling!
the iraqi sandbomb is an awesome way to cap a romantic walk on the beach.
Read Also:
- ireove
a flower that never had a chance to bloom a flower that has withered don’t ask me questions just believe that ireove exists
- I ride the ride
what you yell during a brawl at ihop. we sittin’ here, i’m supposed to be a franchise eater and we in here fightin’ over pancakes, not a waffle, not a waffle, we fightin’ over pancakes. i ride the ride. i be in here eating pancakes, f-cking pancakes, but i ride the ride.
- Irish Ice Cream
garlic mashed potatoes there’s nothing better at thanksgiving than roasted turkey and a helping of irish ice cream.
- Irish Jump Start
the irish jump start is a s-xual position where a man has doggy style s-x with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans -ss cheeks. when the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans v-g-n- to tighten up. i was banging this […]
- Irish Power Bomb
6 oz shot gl-ss (or a scotch gl-ss equivalent) of jameson whiskey and powerade. jameson comprises 3/4 of the gl-ss and 1/4 of powerade. invented and developed by: c3, sdo irish power bomb – 6 oz shot gl-ss of jameson whiskey – mixed with powerade