iRelationship


the perverse relationship that develops between an iproduct and its new owner. the new iowner will usually only talk about the new iproduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iproduct.

it is best not to interfere in irelationships, the couple can be like gollum and the ring!
boy: matt never comes out anymore since he bought that ipad
girl: dude, he’s in an irelationship!

boy: i was playing cards the other day and…
girl: hey i have a card app on my ipad (whips out ipad)
boy: girl, you’re in an irelationship!

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