Irish Clocktower
the act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes p-ssed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to j-sm.
“dude john just gave stacy an irish clocktower!”
“how long did it take john to j-sm?”
“5 minutes.”
“thats john’s new record!”
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