Irish Cream Soda
a s-xual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. as she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. while swishing the girl bends over and opens up her -sshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her -ss in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot gl-ss, which is then dropped into a half pint of guiness then chugged.
last night at the bar while others were doing irish car bombs, i had the bartender give a me a shot gl-ss and guiness, so i could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some irish cream sodas.
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