Irish hot pocket
when you’re f-cking a b-tch from behind and you punch her -sshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.
bro, your mom wanted to celebrate st. patrick’s day so i gave her an irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. better not let will smith find out.
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