Irish Lapdog
when a girl is blowing you, pulls your c-ck out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your j-zz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
i couldn’t believe it! i was on my first date with fray and she gave me the ol’ irish lapdog!
when a girl blows you, catches all of your c-m in her hands as you -j-c-l-t-, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.
holy smokes amy is such a sl-t! we went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol’ irish lapdog!
when a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you c-m into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
sheeshus-h, olivia is such a wh-r-… it was our first date and she gave me the ol’ irish lap dog!
when a girl is blowing you, pulls your c-ck out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your j-zz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
wow, amy is such a wh-r-! we had our first date last night and she gave me the ol’ irish lapdog!
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