honey, lemon, whiskey, boiling water.
seriously do yourself a favour next time you’re sick, get it down ya.
my strep throat has cleared right up since i got about 7 gl*sses of irish penicillin down me.
when you have cancer in your *sshole and shove a light bulb up there to rid yourself of the cancer. yo steve is so f*ckin stupid he decided to shklerblopple himself last night. steve is dead.
- rusty justice
happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking v**gr* or other erectile dysfunction medication. bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but rusty justice made it impossible for him to perform.
- man eyes
when you don’t really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it’s not there. it’s right in front of you! take your man eyes off! what gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was […]
- chunder thunder
noun the deep reverberations heard from the bathroom when someone is puking their brains out after a night of drinking too much smirnoff. “is chad alright? i can hear the chunder thunder all the way to my room.” “yeah someone is taking care of him. he was trying to show off to all the railables, […]