irish steamroller
fisting an -sshole using vomit as
lubrication
colton says to mike…
props.
i can’t believe you paid her for
an irish steamroller
a person of irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stupor, therefore crushing (or steamroller) said object.
holy sh-t! forch is so tanked. she just crushed that box of tissues on her bed… she’s such an irish steamroller. i’m never asking her for a tissue again.
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