Irish whiskey dick
when a person of irish descent has too much to drink they have irish whiskey d-ck. this differs from regular whiskey d-ck because the irish person is able to maintain an erection, however they are unable to finish s-xually.
yo bryce got irish whiskey d-ck with his girl last night.
sucks for him but i bet she loved it.
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