iRiver

irivers have come to be known as ipod ripoffs, but that is simply is not true. the iriver and the iaudio are two vastly superior mp3 players. the best on the market. color screen, support for more file types, longer battery life, better build quality, fm tuner, the ability to play videos and display pictures, and better sound quality then most players. all of that for the same price as a standard plain ipod. for the people who want a good mp3 player, or for those who just want to stand out.
typical ignorant idiot: dude, is that an ipod?
me: no, it’s an iriver.
same idiot as before: hahahaha you are so cheap.
me: you idiot! it’s the same price and is vastly superior to the ipod.
one of the better rivals for the ipod, with lots more features, more room, better batterylife, and it isn’t ridiculously overpriced.
– oh man, i’m soooo cool because i bought an ipod!

– i hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while i’m listening to my superior iriver. tool.
iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod compet-tor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an fm tuner at the same price as an ipod.
-yo is that an ipod
–no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
–no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
–no its an iriver, its really a very good product…
-yeah whatever your soo not cool
iriver a company founded by reigncom in korea it is a dap (digital audio player you dumb-ss) that is vastly superior to the company known as ipod, founded by apple. the products created by iriver include the ifp series (flash players) t series (flash players) and the new u series (hdd based player…that plays music, and video) h100 series (hdd based player…enhanced by rockbox) h300 series (awsome dap that eve plays movies…and has excellent sound quality) and the pmp seires (portable media player…movies, pics, video etc…)
and if you didn’t know…iriver came out approx. four and a half years before ipods did.
dumb-ss at school: is that great music player the newest ipod?
me: no…-mumbles dumb-ss-
dumb-ss: oh..well if it isn’t and ipod..what is it?
me: it’s an iriver h320
dumb-ss: pssh…ur gay
me: no…you are
-pushes the kid down the stairs-
in the future: little kid looks in toilet…engraved in the side…made from recycled ipods…
the makers of superior portable media players.

manufactured portable media players before the ipod was invented.
person 1: check out my ipod! i spent $400 on it and i can only use it with itunes and its battery lasts about three hours!
person 2: you r-t-rd, you should have got an iriver!
almost an ipod but can
hold a lot more songs-
and has
a lot-
more–
battery
life–
then an
ipod does. i bought one and
i have no problems with it!

a powerful and s-xy digital audio player which packs more features for the same price as the ipod. this is what people that do all of 5 minutes of research get instead of a ipod.
while it may look like a cheap ripodd to the untrained eye, the iriver is actually superior to the ipod and costs about the same.