Iron Donkey


1. a large metal d-ld- preferred by some h-m-s-xual males.

2. a h-m-erotic s-xual practice involving a very cold and large metal d-ld- inserted into the -n-s.

3. a reference to a very poor fantasy sporting team.
tom can’t wait to use his new iron donkey !!!

tom really enjoyed that iron donkey last night !!!

that iron donkey lost another game !!!

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