Iron your face
the perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn’t usually at thier best in the looks department.
steve:”did you see jackie after that party last night”
mike: “yeah, she had a few too many, she’s looked better.”
steve: “you d-mn right, she needs to iron her face!”
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