Ironclad


any condom made from kevlar. the only contraceptive that is more reliable then abstinence.
“i heard you screwed sarah last night man? did you use protection?”

“don’t worry, i used an ironclad. her lower body will be numb for the rest of the week.”
1. covered or protected with iron
2. unable to be contradicted
3. a large wooden 19th-century warship with armoured plating
1. the men in that battle were ironclad
2. he was ironclad

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