ironic promise ring
this is the ordinary “promise” ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from s-x until married. in this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for s-xual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. in either case, she’s doing it!
sharon and bill were f-cking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.
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