ironing


deliberate subst-tution for irony. stems from a quote by bart simpson in the episode “grift of the magi”. rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: “the ironing is delicious”.
bart: lisa’s in trouble. ha! the ironing is delicious.
lisa: the word is “irony”.
bart: huh?
a complete and utter waste of time.
in days of old before womens emanc-p-tion, they used to spend their day ironing
(v)- to m-st-rb-t-

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of “i’m ironing” when everyone accused him of masturbating to p-rnography
player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i’m ironing

player 1: so that’s what the kids are calling it these days

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