Ironton Smoothie


when, in the heat of (normally drunken) p-ssion, a woman’s dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a gl-ss. typically this gl-ss will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an ironton smoothie . this noxious c-cktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
d-mnit! i just found another ironton smoothie in our guestroom. you’ve got to tell your sister to stop that sh-t!

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