is your pond frozen?


an ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. in canada and other temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

it is often used as a “come on” term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.
john: hey jill, is your pond frozen?
jill: oh john, you are such a pervert.

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