isa server


microsoft internet security and acceleration server 2000

1. (n) the world’s hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. a web/firewall/proxy server by micro$oft designed to p-ss you and other it professionals off.

3. the biggest f-cking, -ss ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of sh-t in the world.
employees: i can’t access the internet!
mis department: it’s the isa server go blaim the isa server!
employees: is it that piece of sh-t acting up again?
mis department: ja!
employees: hey guys! why don’t we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!

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