Isaac Hanson


a delicious looking man.
girl 1: “that guy over there is so hot i want to jump on him.”
girl 2: “i know, right? such an isaac hanson.”
oldest brother of trio band hanson. also known for being a b-st-rd, dorky, s-xy, all at the same time. has lazy left eye. or is that the right one?

plays guitar; vocals.
isaac hanson is f-cking hot! but g-dd-mn, he was a f-cking b-st-rd to me tonight, huh?

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