ishmael
the most life changing novel ever written. go check it out
dude i read ishmael and now i think of life totally differently
by dictionary: means a person who is rejected (from society or home)
specifically:
(a) (old testament) the son of abraham who was cast out after the birth of isaac; considered the forebear of 12 arabian tribes
(b) a really philosophical book by daniel quinn that everyone should read.
“see that hobo over there? walking around by himself, dying? yeah, well he’s an ishmael.”
ishmael is the totally pimped out way to say -ss!
oh! you s-xy son of a b-tch you just f-cked me up the ishmael!
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