Island Vacation
when pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for p-ssing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke – who would know?)
“what are you stopped for?”
“i was just gonna let this guy cross”
“nah, not that guy, he’s on an island vacation, he could be there a while”
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