islander

people that came from island tribes.

ex: philippines,indonesia,malaysia. <- malayo-polynesian palauans,guamanians,etc <- micronesians papuans,soloman islanders,etc <- melanesians samoans,native hawaiians,tongans,etc <- polynesians and many other places in asia pacific and north america that were inhabited by island tribes. look at that s-xy islander when you sh-t so much it rises above the water in the toilet bowl. this should look like a large island has been created. "man my stomache hurt so bad until i left an islander in the toilet". prince edward islander. no one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. anne of green gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos. islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pr-nounced improperly. they also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'. to be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the island are good people and make great companions. though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of eastern canada. bob: how did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly?? ted: he likely took the confederation bridge. you know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the island's economy besides j-panese tourists? when you go to the bathroom (number two) and the sh-t that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island. i had way too much to drink last night and i feel like it is an islander morning. a small minded person, usually from the island of prince edward. being an islander is the reproduction from the mating of two genetically related parents, which can increase the chances of offspring being affected by recessive or deleterious traits. this generally leads to a decreased fitness of a population, which is called inbreeding depression. people who like to talk about everyone else but themselves; gossip wh-r-s liberals who steal legally a premier who likes chicks with d-cks ghiz is an islander. islanders like ghiz ghiz likes an islander d-ck in his mouth. lesbian. a reference to the island of lesbos, where sappho lived woman: she's cute, but i don't think she's an islander. why do i always go for the straight chicks?