Isle of Kumoniwannalaya
an island in the south pacific where all the male inhabitants are in dire need of female companionship. any female visiting this island is -ssured of being laid, no matter how vile or disgusting she may look. the inhabitants don’t care about fupas, gunts, excessive body hair, duct cheese or any type of s-xually transmitted disease. a paradise for ugly and fugly women.
cathy couldn’t get any guy to lay her, so she traveled to the isle of k-moniwannalaya and got more -ss than a toilet seat.
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