iSoldier
an apple product owner (usually h-m-s-xual) who thinks that their purpose in life is to defend all apple products no matter what their flaws are.
guy #1: dude, did you see the news last night? some isoldier strapped himself with c4 and suicide bombed the google headquarters
guy #2: man he should have waited for the ic4 — they’re gonna release that next summer
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