isplooge


the act of accidentally spraying a hot load all over your new iphone when you realize you can get p-rn on it way faster than blackberry.
todd: whats that stain on your iphone

bill: well its an isplooge. i was looking up p-rn on my iphone and didn’t realize how fast it was. blackberrys got nothing on it.

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