israel

a nation of honey badgers surrounded by vipers, spiders and scorpions for as far as the eye can see. israel doesn’t give a f-ck though, it takes what it wants and is immune to it’s venomous neighbors stingers, fangs, suicide vests, etc…. the collection of vipers, scorpions and spiders surrounding the honey badgers have tried on numerous occasions to gang up on the honey badgers outnumbering them as much as 60 to 1, however as previously stated, the honey badgers really don’t give a f-ck and have easily repelled the venomous consortium every time. in response to getting their -sses kicked so many times the various venomous creatures of the desert have resorted to strapping explosives to their own children to harm the honey badgers, this strategy however has had little success therefore further compounding their frustration and deep seated feelings of inferiority.
despite numerous attempts to destroy israel, they still get what they want and still don’t give a f-ck.
a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world.
“holy sh-t, did you see what just happened in israel?”
israel is a country located in the middle east. its capital city is jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circ-ssian and other small communities.
hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel.
” last year i traveled in israel, i went to the holly places in jerusalem, swimmed in the sea of galilee, and went clubbin in tel-aviv”
something everyone wants, but has no oil (see chanukah).

antonym: see saudi arabia for ‘something no one wants, but has oil.’
“that mercedes is a lot like israel.”
1. battlefield since 5000 bc.
2. home of jews, muslims, and christians.
3. gets more media coverage then any other country.
4. a place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up.
5. a country with really hot girls.
1. wow, the jews rebelled three times, and the last time the romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives?
terrorist 1: lets blow up israel!
terrorist 2: we can’t america is giving it a bunch of weapons.
terrorist 1: ohh….lets blow up america!!
2. i visited israel with my islam and christian friend!

3. tonight, on cnn; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on israel…
jon stewart: wow.
4. iran: lets blow up israel!
iraq: lets blow up israel!
jordan: lets blow up israel!
pakistan: lets blow up israel!
lebanon: lets blow up israel!
5. college kid: holy sh-t, visiting israel was worth it.

college kid 2: h-ll yea check out that -ss!
“a land flowing with milk and honey…”
shemot (exodus) 3:8

eretz israel (land of israel) is a small, narrow, semi-arid piece of land on the southeastern coastline of the mediterranean sea. it entered history some 35 centuries ago when the jewish people forsook their nomadic way of life, settled in the land and became a nation. over the years, the land was known by many names – eretz israel; zion, one of jerusalem’s hills which came to signify both the city and the land of israel as a whole; palestine, derived from philistia, and first used by the romans; the promised land; and the holy land, to mention but a few. mountains and plains, fertile fields and deserts are often minutes apart.
now israel, listen to the rules and laws that i am teaching you to do, so that you will remain alive and come to occupy the land that g-d, lord of your fathers, is giving you.”
dvarim (deuteronomy) 4:1
the state of the jewish people. country in the middle east surrounded by countries that hate them. israel tries to make peace with its’ neighbours, who just attack israel instead of making an effort to make peace as well. israel does not depend on america. israel has no interest in killing palestinians or arab. when israel drops a bomb on a neighbouring country, it is to blow up a building holding weapon’s so israel doesn’t get attacked more. israeli planes drop flyers telling people to go into shelter before dropping bombs. israel is a country that is hated by most media. propaganda lies are made to get everyone to think israel kills palestinian children and adults for no reason, although palestinians kill their own citizens more than the israelis do.
a ton of missiles were fired at israel today.
a small jewish state in the middle east that drives anti-semites insane… especially middle cl-ss honky commies and fascists in europe, north america, australia and new zealand who hide behind the so-called “palestinians” ( actually egyptian and jordanian squatters and arab gypsy outcasts)to camouflage their rabid but impotent anti-jewish rage. the so-called “palestinians” are also a cause celebre among arab grievance pimps worldwide despite the fact that arab c-ntries treat the so-called “palestinians” far worse than the israelis could ever imagine doing.
israel is a nice country that is located in a very bad neighborhood. sometimes they have to take matters into their own hands and break some heads in order to survive. the rest of the world hates that fact because jews aren’t supposed to fight back.