Israeli Mayonnaise
the s-xual act of a jewish couple in which the male -j-c-l-t-s into a small shot gl-ss which is place on the womens v-g-n-/other partners genitalia. it is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. after the act is complete, the couple must yell, “mazeltov!”
news caster : recently a rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.
bill : i hear he did the act of “israeli mayonnaise” on the young child.
ted : that’s just sick.
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