iStupid
adjective. the state of being completely oblivious to your surroundings because you are too engrossed in using your iphone, ipad, or other mobile device; often used to refer to someone texting, facebooking, etc. while walking.
“another istupid texter slammed right into me on the sidewalk.”
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