it happened to a friend of mine


the phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarr-ssing story about something that happened to to them. to save themselves from total humiliation they say “it happened to a friend of mine”.
george: g-d, i am so embarr-ssed, i can’t believe stacy found out i was cheating with her.

bill: don’t worry, at least you didn’t cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

george: huh?

bill: it happened to a friend of mine…

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