Italian Blender
c-mming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your d-ck in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a “wurrrrrrrrrrrrrr” noise.
jack: i heard my neighbor doing the italian blender last night…
jill: how did you know it was the italian blender?
jack: i heard him going “wuuuuuurrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!”
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