Italian Curse
italian men average about 5’5 to 5’9, and tend to have smaller genital parts. so they try to compensate that with wearing flashy close and expensive cars!
look at that car, oh never mind, look hes italian you know hes only driving that because he has the italian curse and is trying to make up for his small package!
a common problem among italian men. average height is 5’7 and the size of their p-n-s is in direct relationship to their height. as a direct result of these two afflictions they try to over-compensate by driving cameros and wearing too much jewelry and cologne.
sylvester stalone is a textbook example of a man who suffers from the “italian curse”.
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