when two dudes helicopter d-ck close enough so their d-cks collide. this goes on until one or both -rg-sm.
those g-ys look super experienced, they’ve totally italian ferriswheeled
- zoo squad
the definition cannot be put into written word and takes to long to explain orally. zoo squad is indescribable
- skunty c*nt
a scandalous swindler of the highest order. also masquerades as a s-ssy little spicy latte on weekends while donning their favorite pair of u-cut wrangler jeans. p–pnuts won yet another game of catan on a 6 point play drawing 4 vp’s while i had the win in my hand and all the while encircling the […]
some real ugly bird that has such a high opinion of herself although loves nothing more than to live her life through the experiences of others. she will interrupt everyone’s conversations with anecdotes from another’s life and these will usually begin with “well when i was at……”. these stories do not have to be relevant […]
when you have a crush on someone with the name of “grace”, but she rejects you, then you’re deezgraceful. ryan: hey what’s wrong? josh: i want to asphyxiate myself, i’m so deezgraceful.
- send buses
when snapchat autocorrects ‘send nudes’ to ‘send buses’. ben: hey boi, send buses lewis: wtf?! let me urban dictionary that.