Italian ShowGun
a.k.a the italian end of day report, the italian showdown
when you enter your boss’s office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your d-ck and yell: guarda!!!…guuarr-da!!! ( guarda=look) as you slap your c-ck on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
ex.
(joe): heyyaa…this work you did is sh-t…you got 30 min and i want it done on my desk…go.
(1 hour & 34 min later)
(m-ssi): hey joe….guarda…guarda!!!!
(joe): :|….i think i just got italian showguned
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