Italian wakeup call


the act of a male dipping his member in garlic b-tter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman’s face to wake her up. can also be referred to as a “garlic facial”.
he gave his girlfriend an italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

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