itch twitchy twat
when you f-ck a long, hard, throbbing c-ck and your p-ssy and -ss get stretched and the next morning you’re tw-t is really sore
after getting f-cked like an animal and having mike c-m all over my perfect -ss, i immediately realized i wouldend up with an itch twitchy tw-t the next morning
when you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with billy ray cyrus
patient : i have an itchy twitchy tw-t
doctor : i told you to stop seeing billy when you have thrush
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