itchin and bitchin


generalized as an incident in which a male uncontrollably scratches his b-lls/nuts and his wife and or girlfriend (sometimes mother) begins a b-tch fit over it
last night itchin and b-tchin occurred yet again. ain’t gna stop me from relieving myself though.

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