itchy beard
used when one doesn’t believe something to be true.
jeff: “do you believe in god?”
dave: “bahaha, itchy beard!
said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. the previous example where the statement is “do you believe in g-d?” and the response is “itchy beard” is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.
jack: “mine’s ten inches – and that’s flaccid”
john: “itchy beard!”
when the hair around your -rs- starts to itchy.
blood: hey g
g: what blood
blood: i got an itchy beard
g: safe blood
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