Itchy Falcon


when you rub your erect p-n-s on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the p-n-s draws blood. you then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the s-m-n.
person 1: dude i totally gave andrea the itchy falcon last night
person 2: holy sh-t bro! thats’s hot as d-cks!

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